is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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