I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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