Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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