He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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