I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
How does one acquire holy water?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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