Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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