this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
