No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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