Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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