nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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