quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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