i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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