He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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