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I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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