my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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