Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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