Cold hands, warm shart.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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