I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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