I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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