I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
wow bdsm is so cute
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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