so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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