Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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