Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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