There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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