they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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