She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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