I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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