ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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