hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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