Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She bit a glass in half.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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