just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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