I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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