then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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