drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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