apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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