so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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