Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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