she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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