It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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