her vagine was all disorganized.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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