The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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