grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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