Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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