Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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