we're blogging at a bar
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize
