Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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