There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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