he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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