I don't think brook has ever known best
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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