Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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