I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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