so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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