Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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