this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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