hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She told me I should be a condom model.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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