Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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