ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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